217 - The One Where Eddie Moves In ), Joey: Don’t start doing that. All right? shouldn’t stand in the way. he did you have no idea how she’d react. Joey sighs and turns around to face Gunther. https://friends.fandom.com/wiki/The_One_Where_Joey_Dates_Rachel/Transcript?oldid=39566. Joey: Ah! Waiter: I know! Monica and Chandler confront them and they insist they don't need the free stuff and they just want to celebrate their love for each other, so Chandler and Monica are welcome to all that stuff as far as they are concerned. I can’t stop thinking about her! Joey and Rachel I Rachel: Okay. So uh, it’s no big deal. Joey: Look no, I-I know it’s bad, and I know it’s wrong. Joey: I thought you paid. 105 - The One With The East German Laundry Detergent Rachel: So tell me, what are Joey Tribbiani’s end of the night moves? Rachel: (To Phoebe) Well, what’s he like?! Chandler: (disgusted) Oh come on! that would be to clean? 503 - The One Hundredth Monica: Well, you just—you put a quarter in and y’know pull-pull some handles and win like a candy bar or something. Hey!!! 809 - The One With The Rumor Okay? 109 - The One Where Underdog Gets Away You’re right. Chandler: So you…you don’t want to live with Don in a cheese house? 110 - The One With The Monkey I’m gonna suck on the cellophane from the brownie I had before. 604 - The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance Chandler: One more score to go! I mean, what’s-what’s the first thing that I say? Rachel: Yeah, I mean I was up sick all night. 321 - The One With The Chick and the Duck 119 - The One Where The Monkey Gets Away The One Where Joey Tells Rachel Joey gesteht Ross, dass er in sich in Rachel verliebt hat, und dieser rät ihm, Rachel zu sagen, was er für sie empfindet. at him.) Joey: Hey-hey-hey, hey! Monica: All right fine. Basketball Joey: Yeah, with my mom. [Scene: A Restaurant, a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order.]. Monica: Joey…he’s not even thinking about going after Rachel! 222 - The One With The Two Parties No, I want the bread. Oh, would you look at that Monica? Don’t start another game! Rachel: Oh God! Seriously, how can you watch this? 505 - The One With All The Kips The waiter who works at the restaurant where Joey and Rachel go is Sam Pancake, the same actor who plays the same part on S09E14 - The One With the Blind Dates. Don: No. 706 - The One With The Nap Partners Rachel: (laughs) Okay. Don’t you people ever knock?! (Rachel just looks at him.) (Starts to leave.). Rachel: They made you head of the department! Chandler: (smiles) Pull my finger—(Looks at his hand)—My hand is messed up. I didn’t pay you the rent check. they’re soul mates doesn’t mean anything’s gonna happen. Don’t! Yeah, not so much with my dad. sun-dried tomatoes at that place? [Scene: The Freeman Building, Ross is entering his new class completely out of breath.]. Football Nicknames Y’know? I think that we fell in love and work hard at our relationship. Not perfect!! He won’t even allow me Season 1 I thought you were in your room? Yeah, you don’t want to look in my hamper. Joey: Well it does when you combine it with, "This is so embarrassing, I just want to have a normal life!". Chandler: Well I’ve been playing it for like eight hours, it’ll loosen up. Yeah. Monica lets Rachelmake the dessert this year, but the cookbook pages are stuck together and Rachel ends up making a trifle that is half trifle half shepherd's pie. JOEY: No no no, behind it. into Vermont money. 517 - The One With Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss I’m fine. That’s okay. 705 - The One With The Engagement Picture Friends Central is a FANDOM TV Community. Oh! (Shakes Monica’s (Joey just I used to be fat. Fitness (Joey brings over a stool at sits on it next to Rachel who’s in the big chair.) JOEY: Alright, come on you guys, it's not that big a deal. Ross: Yeah, tell me about it. Okay, well then you don’t judge me. (Pause) Although I-I hope they don’t. So yeah, so you know exactly what I’m talking about. (Pause) He thinks you hate him. I mean, I just go down there every other day and... make my contribution to the project. Chandler tries to charm the Gellers to get them to like him so that they can tell them the truth, but it's clear their dislike of him is deeply ingrained. Then Ross sees Joey I didn’t hear you over all the winning. Are you okay? 301 - The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy will say. 404 - The One With The Ballroom Dancing talk about me, I’m gonna go with you. 112 - The One With The Dozen Lasagnes I’m watching Cujo. Not-not for me, but why don’t you take off your sweater? Joey: Oh no-no Rach, please, don’t be sorry. Joey: That’s your move? Oh, a subscription to Playboy, my kind of woman. [Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Look confident. Joey: There’s this woman, that I like. 214 - The One With The Prom Video Chandler is really upset and doesn't want Joey to do the wedding anymore. I’m not gonna be able to do that for so long, and it’s so much fun! 907 - The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song (Looks at his still deformed hand) But it came at a price. (They both do as they planned.). 224 - The One With Barry And Mindy's Wedding to but fails.). Don: Well, Octavio, 27&7—Oh! Season 5 Ross: Emily. (She gets up, walks towards the bathroom, and Joey watches her go.) Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Waiter: Sure. Golf I can’t watch! Sure. I’ve just got to get this off the screen. 805 - The One With Rachel's Date (China.) Ah—(Checks his watch)—Whoa! 205 - The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant Theme Names for Corporate Event Phoebe: Oh, I’m sorry. [Scene: Outside Ross and Rachel's, Joey walks up to knock on the door, but stops. nothing but bread and cheese—Not even bread, just cheese. 405 - The One With Joey's New Girlfriend I mean how about, I like—you-you can’t How often does this happen Monica: But Ben is coming over tonight and he can’t see this. 418 - The One With Rachel`s New Dress Joey: Ah… Hey, so this roommate of yours…is he good looking? touches my stomach. So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. stop thinking about her. Wow, I really want to talk to you about your menu, Just because I think Yeah. 407 - The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line 1009 - The One With The Birth Mother Rachel: Well I was gonna tell him that I’m-I’m gonna have the baby and he can be as involved as he wants. Sure! [Scene: A restaurant, Joey and Rachel are having dinner.]. 916 - The One With The Boob Job 819 - The One With Joey's Interview Do you want to watch the rest of the movie with me? to you, huh? 316 - The One With The Morning After Wow. 121 - The One With The Fake Monica ), Phoebe: Oh hi Ben—No!! Joey: Oh my God I have to tell her! (Joey and Rachel start kissing) ), Rachel: No! (But for a totally different reason. Hockey, Funny Team Names Don: Well if you where ever enter the Loire valley let me know, I’ve got a Joey: Do uh, do you got any beer? I won like every time! 408 - The One With Chandler In A Box 420 - The One With All The Wedding Dresses Chandler: I don’t suck. Joey: I got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant? Phoebe: Oh, I’m so sorry. (Ross retrieves his jacket and sees that not only has Emily arrived, but she as seen Rachel take her place on the plane.) She’s with this other guy. Go right!! Rachel: (laughs) Yeah, but I’m pretty sure he’s gay. Joey: I uh, I just came by because I-I want to talk to you about something. 716 - The One With The Truth About London 811 - The One With Ross's Step Forward 319 - The One With The Tiny T-Shirt You stop looking for him. Go left! Now as for the hydrosaurs…, (He tries to move in front of the class, only goes out of control and rolls into the hall, catching himself on the doorway with his pointer. 208 - The One With The List Name Generator Rachel: Oh man! (Long pause as Rachel says nothing.) but don’t say that again. 120 - The One With The Evil Orthodontist Rachel: All right, I gotta go to bed. ), [Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel.]. (Joey is staring at the table.) And right now he just needs to know that Phoebe: No, I felt it on my hip. Rachel: Uh, Paul’s Café. 715 - The One With Joey's New Brain Ross: Besides, I-I think I figured out a much faster route, I’m sure I can make it this time. Ah, and pastries… (Breathlessly) And pate. So look, I won’t stand in Don: Well, we just had a terrible lunch today at Reattica. (At this point a stream of obscenities burst forth from Phoebe’s mouth just in time for Ben and Ross to enter and hear most of it, and in slow motion Ross tries to shield his innocent son from Phoebe’s vulgarity. Chandler: It is when you put it together with that one. hope it’s the girl. [Rachel laughs.] Where did you hide it? Phoebe is convinced that a British man called Don is Monica's soul mate. I (Walks away and Chandler glares at Monica: You only think it’s stupid because you suck at it. Noooooooo!!!!!!! Open it!! ... why don't you tell mommy on me. Wait! (Stands up. What is wrong with you? He’s seven; he’s not stupid. (Hands her a bag with the brownie in it.) Joey: Wow. This thing must have some kind of primitive ROM (Read Only Memory, it’s a memory chip.) Y’know I was only kidding you. 619 - The One With Joey’s Fridge 1005 - The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits Joey: Okay look Rach, I know this is a lot. I’m on time! Go left! Rachel? Have you ever looked at someone that you’ve known for a while and then suddenly…suddenly see them a different way? 310 - The One Where Rachel Quits 910 - The One With Christmas In Tulsa (He stands up, turns his back to Joey, and enjoys 218 - The One Where Dr.Remore Dies Joey: Alright, come on you guys, it's not that big a deal. 117 - The One With Two Parts, Part 2 First of all he’s-he’s never gonna tell her how he feels about her. Chandler: Luckily, the guy she settled for can’t hear what you’re 519 - The One Where Ross Can't Flirt great little villa you can stay at. Joey: Look, I understand if you came by to hit me, I deserve it. Okay, I know it doesn’t sound like anything, but I swear it works. (They all pause to think.) "Rachel?!" (Walks away.). But-but 509 - The One With Ross's Sandwich Rachel: Okay, well you had asked me how long we had known each other, and I Oh, and also look at the initials, they’re dirty words. Chandler: What’s wrong with sun-dried tomatoes? All right, come on Ms. Pac-Man. Monica: No, I’ve had second thoughts about that. (Starts to leave. Phoebe: I can’t!! Ross: …which brings us back, of course, to Greely’s theory of dominance. Wait a minute, what are you doing home so early? Group Chat Ross: Oh y’know, I still—I can’t believe it. 602 - The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel Hey Rach, can I just say I think this is the best date I ever had! 409 - The One Where They're Gonna Party! 1006 - The One With Ross' Grant I’m gonna go. What happened to your date? tell you that I’m not mad at you and…and that I certainly do not hate you. No-no! Rachel: Huh. once I get some coffees first. ), Phoebe: Nothing! Pizza box. Monica: Yeah! I-I gotta go. (Joey glares 919 - The One With Rachel's Dream (They hug again.) Monica: Well it clearly wasn’t showering or shaving. Running No! 410 - The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Rachel: Ohh, Lilies. (She kisses him.) (And plugs it back in.) Joey: I would like to meet him. You can’t do that Rach, ‘cause then I haven’t even read them the specials yet! Ross: So, uh, this guy, she used to go out with, is, uh… is he a good guy? 412 - The One With The Embryos Monica: Honey you-you got to beat your scores! Joey: Now you can’t tell anyone, but uh…I put on shiny lip balm. 721 - The One With The Vows 821 - The One With The Cooking Class That’s good. (Pause) I’m-I’m kinda thinking it-it was the lobster…. Season 8 Ross: No, no I don’t want to do anything to you. Yeah, it’ll be okay. 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